i WANT WANT WANT (and need) a Silhouette!!!!!

I have been seeing all of the amazing projects that can be done with a Silhouette machine and I NEED one!!!  This is getting ridiculous!  When am I ever going to get one?!?!?!  :(  I have registered to win one with every give-away and I never win (not surprising).  I even contacted Silhouette to see if I could review one and give one away on my blog - the response... "we have opted not to...etc. etc. etc."  What else is a girl to do?????  Now, you  might be saying to yourself, "suck it up and buy one like everyone else".  Well I would if I had ANY money!  Might think I'm over-exaggerating.  Nope!  Just got our utility bill.  $520 FOR ONE MONTH!!!  Are you freakin kidding me???!!!?!?!?!  Ugh... okay now that my ranting pity party is over, I'm going to work on smoothing out some floor vinyl for a new project I'm working on.  Thanks for sticking through this (longer than needed to be) complaining post! :(